Not the computer kind. I'm talking about real, honest-to-goodness, chocolate-y, goodness-inducing cookies. The kind that cure PMS and other bad moods.
I have decided that everyone needs at least four cookies per batch made. Here is why.
1. You need two cookies minimum to have the opportunity to savor the pure, unadulterated flavor of the cookie itself. Lick the melted chocolate off your fingers. Smack your lips loudly.
2. One cookie (at least) should be dipped in cold milk. You can have more if necessary, but AT LEAST one.
3. One cookie, after you've sworn that you've eaten too many cookies already and you're done, should be secretly split with someone. You can pinkie-promise to not tell anybody else if it makes you feel better, because cookies are the quintessential comfort food and not to be taken lightly, but eaten with great joy and occasionally secrecy.
Cookies are a wonderful thing. Possibly God's greatest culinary gift to mankind. As such, they're really like potato chips: you can't have just one.
That is so totally true! Cold milk, icy cold milk, and some good ol' cookies of most kinds can cure things that no medication could ever. LOL like depression. haha cookies and a good friend make for an exalent cure! :)
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