excuses for not blogging

Not that it's been AGES and AGES, but I haven't posted in close to a week, and besides, excuses come naturally to me. ;) Without further ado:

1. I Was Busy. (Oh come on. This is a perfectly true excuse of course, and a reliable one, but in terms of interest and originality, it ranks pretty low. I mean, I use it as much as the next guy. Just sayin'.)
2. I Dropped My Computer Down The Laundry Chute By Accident. (See what I mean? Vastly more interesting. Though I admit to never having actually used it before.)
3. The Men In White Coats Came And Threatened Me. (Apparently they do not like my blog. :'( )
4. My Cat Ate Both My Hands And I Just Got Prosthetics. (...really, what more can you say?)
5. My Teacher Told Me That I Couldn't Blog Until I Finished The Rough Draft Of My Essay Which Is Due On Monday. (I guess you all know what I'm supposed to be doing right now.)
6. I Was Reading A Fantastic Book In My Spare Time Rather Than Blogging. (This is true too, but much more exciting than number one. Any of you read The Lost Conspiracy by the fabulous Francis Hardinge?)

Aaaaaand that's all I can think of for now. More later!

Katie